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Old 4 October 2010, 09:03 AM   #1
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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Just the one.



You have to slice him real thin though.
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Old 4 October 2010, 09:43 AM   #2
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Haahahaa good one!
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Old 4 October 2010, 09:51 AM   #3
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Just watch out for the eventual "cover" charge.............
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Old 4 October 2010, 09:54 AM   #4
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SteveO is going to like that one
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Old 4 October 2010, 11:31 AM   #5
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Old 6 October 2010, 09:14 AM   #6
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Old 6 October 2010, 10:03 AM   #7
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hahahaha!!!!
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Old 6 October 2010, 10:49 AM   #8
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SteveO is going to like that one
Can you ban a mod?
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Old 6 October 2010, 10:50 AM   #9
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Old 6 October 2010, 02:17 PM   #10
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Old 6 October 2010, 05:47 PM   #12
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Can you ban a mod?
Paul might just have done that Jibbo. (wonder who is next on the list?)

There are pages of lawyer jokes but I have too much respect for Stevo to post any.

I have....really.
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Old 7 October 2010, 01:18 AM   #13
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Paul might just have done that Jibbo. (wonder who is next on the list?)
Since Rob's a mod now, I'm worried I might be next!
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Old 7 October 2010, 01:29 AM   #14
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Nice thought!!!
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Old 13 October 2010, 08:56 PM   #15
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Yikes...what a colorful story!!!
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