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Old 22 July 2005, 05:59 PM   #1
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George bush

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorised wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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Old 22 July 2005, 06:19 PM   #2
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Very true
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Old 22 July 2005, 08:48 PM   #3
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LOL Roger.
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Old 22 July 2005, 10:30 PM   #4
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Love it!! LOL!!!
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Old 23 July 2005, 06:09 AM   #5
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LOL! Good one, Roger.

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One of the best I've seen yet - although at first I thought it was just a news report.......
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