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4 September 2010, 04:43 PM
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Real Name: Alvin
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Not a dirty joke.......lol
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" 
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4 September 2010, 11:40 PM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
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 "Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!" TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron 
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5 September 2010, 12:10 AM
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5 September 2010, 02:35 AM
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Real Name: El Raf-O
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Nice ones!
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5 September 2010, 03:38 AM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
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Real Name: Bob
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Excellent!
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6 September 2010, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
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Yikes!!!
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6 September 2010, 01:02 PM
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skiing one was a great joke
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6 September 2010, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: PNW
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Too funny!
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6 September 2010, 02:47 PM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
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