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28 May 2017, 11:43 AM | #1 |
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Oldie but Goodie
An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"
The priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance." "Father, you can't give me a penance." "Why not?" "Because I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish." The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!"
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28 May 2017, 02:29 PM | #2 |
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28 May 2017, 02:39 PM | #3 |
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28 May 2017, 09:47 PM | #4 |
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30 May 2017, 02:54 AM | #5 |
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Haha. I'd tell everyone too.
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30 May 2017, 03:06 AM | #6 |
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31 May 2017, 09:26 AM | #8 |
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3 June 2017, 08:00 PM | #10 |
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Haha..:)
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7 June 2017, 08:45 AM | #11 |
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Very funny
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