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padi56 · 1 October 2005, 03:07 AM

Motorway policeman sees two bikers by the side of the road doing something funny, so he stops to investigate. One biker has his trousers round his ankles, and the other has a finger up the first man's bum. Policeman asks what the hell they think they're doing. The second biker says "Well, my mate here's feeling a bit off after eating some dodgy food, and I'm trying to make him sick." "Hey," says the policeman, "That's not the way to do it. You're supposed to stick your fingers down his throat." "Yeah, I'm going to do that in a minute."

Uncle-AJ · 1 October 2005, 03:51 AM

We bikers know best Peter.

JJ Irani · 1 October 2005, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

We bikers know best Peter.

Which means you two have actually tried that???

AJC · 1 October 2005, 04:49 AM

padi56 · 1 October 2005, 08:52 PM

No JJ. myself and Adrian are mature bikers.

Uncle-AJ · 2 October 2005, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

No JJ. myself and Adrian are mature bikers.

Only in years Peter.

padi56 · 2 October 2005, 03:42 AM

Thats why I said Mature mate.

dman · 2 October 2005, 12:40 PM

ROTFLMAO!! Great one Padi!!!!

1 October 2005, 03:07 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,328	Two Bikers. Motorway policeman sees two bikers by the side of the road doing something funny, so he stops to investigate. One biker has his trousers round his ankles, and the other has a finger up the first man's bum. Policeman asks what the hell they think they're doing. The second biker says "Well, my mate here's feeling a bit off after eating some dodgy food, and I'm trying to make him sick." "Hey," says the policeman, "That's not the way to do it. You're supposed to stick your fingers down his throat." "Yeah, I'm going to do that in a minute." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 October 2005, 03:51 AM	#2
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	We bikers know best Peter. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

1 October 2005, 08:52 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,328	No JJ. myself and Adrian are mature bikers. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 October 2005, 03:42 AM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,328	Thats why I said Mature mate. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 October 2005, 12:40 PM	#8
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	ROTFLMAO!! Great one Padi!!!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

1 October 2005, 04:49 AM	#4
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