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Old 8 June 2011, 05:10 PM   #1
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Tourists in a Swiss tunnel

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.
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Old 8 June 2011, 06:11 PM   #2
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The Swiss thinks .... I can't wait for another tunnel so I can see my Swiss Boyfriend skateboard thru' it......

you have to be in Melb last week to get this.....
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Old 9 June 2011, 01:24 AM   #3
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Old 9 June 2011, 01:09 PM   #4
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Old 10 June 2011, 06:03 AM   #7
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