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Old 19 October 2006, 01:22 AM   #1
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The Ultimate Revenge On A Telemarketer

Click on the link...

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/1...emarketer.html

You don't understand unless you want to be charged with obstuction of justice you want to keep your ass on the phone. What are your whereabouts?
-I am at work.
-Are you being a smart ass Mike?
-No sir...
-Let me put it this way Mike, say I wanted to mail your ass a letter, what would I have to put on the outside of the envelope to make sure the envelope gets delivered right to your ass!

... Bha ha ha ha! You must listen to it!
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Old 19 October 2006, 01:25 AM   #2
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I'll have to wait till I get home to check this. Our office network blocking software is preventing me from accessing that site.
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Old 19 October 2006, 12:44 PM   #3
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I dont think I could stop from laughing if I tried to do that. Very funny and original
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Old 19 October 2006, 05:40 PM   #4
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LMAO! Talk about the hunter becoming the hunted!!
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Old 19 October 2006, 09:58 PM   #5
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Gawd damn - that's GOOD!
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Old 20 October 2006, 05:15 AM   #6
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Here I sit in the airport in Las Vegas (live, now) and my cell rings. It is Ameri-save Mortgage, who promised me a rate quote but only after I listen to their speil. Don't you haste it when they don't even know how to pronounce your last name? I guess my name just popped up on their screen as I answered. The only reason I do not play games with them is that the phone is 40 cents a minute in the daytime. Grrrr.

Now with a 2 hour layover I can either drink tequilas or find a Rolex shop.... Guess where I am writing this from!

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Old 20 October 2006, 06:06 AM   #7
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I just listened to the audio and I'm wiping tears due to laughing out so hard! That guy is good!!!
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:32 AM   #8
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Literally LMFAO...

Cute little Mexican midget, indeed!
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:34 AM   #9
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Literally LMFAO...

Cute little Mexican midget, indeed!
Is there aby other kind?
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:39 AM   #10
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Is there aby other kind?
Don't know, Paulie. I'm really not familiar with male Mexican midgets. Are you???
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:48 AM   #11
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Don't know, Paulie. I'm really not familiar with male Mexican midgets. Are you???
Just the ones I hire to cut my grass
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:52 AM   #12
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Just the ones I hird to cut my grass
Do they frolic on the grass? Smoke it? Flex their little tiny muscles? You got any pictures???
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:00 AM   #13
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Do they frolic on the grass? Smoke it? Flex their little tiny muscles? You got any pictures???
I did but my camera was in my car that they jump started and stole
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:01 AM   #14
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I did but my camera was in my car that they jump started and stole
LOL - without being anti-Mexican in any way, isn't that just like midgets?!?
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:06 AM   #15
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LOL - without being anti-Mexican in any way, isn't that just like midgets?!?
Ask Craig.
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:10 AM   #16
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:13 AM   #17
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LOL

BTW, since we are still talking about "midgets", this cannot be considered a hijack in the traditional sense of the word.
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Old 20 October 2006, 08:22 AM   #18
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LOL

BTW, since we are still talking about "midgets", this cannot be considered a hijack in the traditional sense of the word.
It's amazing that we've stayed on topic for so long
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Old 20 October 2006, 09:35 AM   #19
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It's amazing that we've stayed on topic for so long
Yep. Seventeen midgets on a trip to Las Vegas (in YOUR car!!!).
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Old 20 October 2006, 01:23 PM   #20
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Ask Craig.
Doesn't matter how tall Craig is, he's gonna hit the roof when he sees this.
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Old 20 October 2006, 01:24 PM   #21
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Hummm

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Yep. Seventeen midgets on a trip to Las Vegas (in YOUR car!!!).
Must be a small car I bet I could fit 22 midgets in Roger's G35
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Old 20 October 2006, 04:22 PM   #22
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Ask Craig.
GET SHORTY!!!
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Old 20 October 2006, 07:59 PM   #23
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Must be a small car I bet I could fit 22 midgets in Roger's G35
I suggest a TRF challenge (in lieu of something watch-related) - How many midgets can you stuff into your primary vehicle?

I have a PT Cruiser, so I believe I could stuff at least 21 midgets in mine. Now, where can I find 21 midgets...

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I suggest a TRF challenge (in lieu of something watch-related) - How many midgets can you stuff into your primary vehicle?

I have a PT Cruiser, so I believe I could stuff at least 21 midgets in mine. Now, where can I find 21 midgets...

Go to the bar. There always seems to be some tossed around there
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Go to the bar. There always seems to be some tossed around there
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