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9 March 2006, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
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Sorry to all Scousers.
Sorry if we have any members from Liverpool.
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing.We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.The Salary package is £200,000 a year". The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!" The man behind the counter said "Well, you started it!" If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? * It might be your bicycle ------------------------------- Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? * Because if it walked it would be mugged ------------------------------- What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? * A Burglar ------------------------------- What do you call a Scouser in a tie? * The accused ------------------------------- What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? * One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. ------------------------------- What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? * Big Mac and fries please ------------------------------- What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night? * What the fek are you looking at? ------------------------------- What do you call a scouser in a White Shell-suit? * The Bride
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10 March 2006, 12:37 PM
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Location: Australia
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10 March 2006, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Real Name: John
Location: Canada, eh
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Something witty to go here. Member # 293
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10 March 2006, 02:25 PM
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Lifetime TRF Patron
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: Daren
Location: Austin
Watch: the road
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo. 
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10 March 2006, 03:46 PM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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10 March 2006, 07:40 PM
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TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron
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11 March 2006, 03:56 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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30 March 2018, 12:18 AM
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Real Name: Mark
Location: Toronto
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