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Orchi · 28 January 2008, 02:25 PM

An old Greek man lived alone in Marrickville. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was hard work for his advanced years as the
ground was very hard.

His only son, Spiro, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Spiro,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies.

Love Spiro

At 4 A.M. the next morning, Federal agents and NSW Police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.

Love Spiro

frostie · 28 January 2008, 02:27 PM

: this one is freaking hilarious. Clever move

Elaine · 28 January 2008, 02:35 PM

very good one !!!!!!

Gerry · 28 January 2008, 03:18 PM

Love it!

TDH · 28 January 2008, 05:35 PM

JJ Irani · 28 January 2008, 05:56 PM

Brilliant!!

jasonbellevue · 28 January 2008, 05:57 PM

CPCC · 26 February 2008, 02:40 PM

28 January 2008, 02:25 PM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	Clever Greek... An old Greek man lived alone in Marrickville. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was hard work for his advanced years as the ground was very hard. His only son, Spiro, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Spiro, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love Spiro At 4 A.M. the next morning, Federal agents and NSW Police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Spiro

28 January 2008, 02:27 PM	#2
frostie 1,000,000th PostMember Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 14,048	: this one is freaking hilarious. Clever move __________________ GMT - Master II C - 116710 LN

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