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TDH · 27 January 2008, 11:13 PM

Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and
asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: The Master said so.

Madam: Oh.

Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?

Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did!

frostie · 27 January 2008, 11:14 PM

oldbreadstinks · 28 January 2008, 02:06 AM

Orchi · 28 January 2008, 02:15 AM

Err...uh oh...that's not asking for a raise but a blackmail!!! can imagine the look on the madam's face...

mailman · 28 January 2008, 03:36 AM

JJ Irani · 28 January 2008, 03:41 AM

CPCC · 26 February 2008, 02:40 PM

27 January 2008, 11:13 PM	#1
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	The Raise Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?' Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. Madam: Who said you iron better than me? Maria: The Master said so. Madam: Oh. Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I? Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam. Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you. Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well? Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did!

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Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	Err...uh oh...that's not asking for a raise but a blackmail!!! can imagine the look on the madam's face...

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