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Gerry · 28 January 2008, 08:40 AM

I will never forget it you know, my boyfriend Ernie was suffereing from silent
gas emissions. I sent him to the doctor. He said "Doc, you gotta help me, I'm
suffereing from silent gas emissions. Last night at the opera I had 10 silent
gas emissions, this morning at breakfast I had 2 silent gas emissions, and sitting
here in this office with you I've had 5 silent gas emissions. What the hell am I
going to do?" "Well," said the doctor, "the first thing we're gonna do is check
your hearing."
Sometimes I like to go to the doctor myself. There's nothing wrong with me, I
just enjoy the stirrups. One time I came home from a FABULOUS check up. I said
"Ernie, guess what? The doctor said I have the constitution of a 20 year old girl.
He says I have the heart, lungs, and liver of a 20 year old girl." Ernie looked me
up and down. He said "Hey, did he mention your 80 year old ass." I said "No, we
didn't talk about you!"

frostie · 28 January 2008, 08:43 AM

JJ Irani · 28 January 2008, 08:46 AM

jasonbellevue · 28 January 2008, 06:24 PM

mailman · 28 January 2008, 11:06 PM

CPCC · 25 February 2008, 07:06 PM

28 January 2008, 08:40 AM	#1
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	Sophie Joke 4 I will never forget it you know, my boyfriend Ernie was suffereing from silent gas emissions. I sent him to the doctor. He said "Doc, you gotta help me, I'm suffereing from silent gas emissions. Last night at the opera I had 10 silent gas emissions, this morning at breakfast I had 2 silent gas emissions, and sitting here in this office with you I've had 5 silent gas emissions. What the hell am I going to do?" "Well," said the doctor, "the first thing we're gonna do is check your hearing." Sometimes I like to go to the doctor myself. There's nothing wrong with me, I just enjoy the stirrups. One time I came home from a FABULOUS check up. I said "Ernie, guess what? The doctor said I have the constitution of a 20 year old girl. He says I have the heart, lungs, and liver of a 20 year old girl." Ernie looked me up and down. He said "Hey, did he mention your 80 year old ass." I said "No, we didn't talk about you!" __________________

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