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Old 7 December 2005, 12:23 AM   #1
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Padi in his wet suit

I told him not to have beans before going diving.

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Old 7 December 2005, 12:32 AM   #2
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Old 7 December 2005, 12:33 AM   #3
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Where is the watch?
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Old 7 December 2005, 12:35 AM   #4
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Probably blew off.
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Old 7 December 2005, 12:35 AM   #5
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Old 7 December 2005, 12:39 AM   #6
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Thats just distrubing.
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Old 7 December 2005, 12:44 AM   #7
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Well Adrian farting is a perfectly natural thing for us hot blooded divers you know, on or below surface.It comes from several sources, the air we breath gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by the chemical reaction in our gut and gas produced by bacteria living in our gut,all perfectly natural!.

And the well rasping sound of a good fart are produced by vibrations of the anal opening.Sound volume depends on the velocity of expulsion of the gas
and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.But with all that extra buoyancy,think I pop would up like cork to the surface to gas off.

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Old 7 December 2005, 12:46 AM   #8
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Well Adrian farting is a perfectly natural thing for us hot blooded divers you know, on or below surface.It comes from several sources, the air we breath gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by the chemical reaction in our gut and gas produced by bacteria living in our gut,all perfectly natural!.

And the well rasping sound of a good fart are produced by vibrations of the anal opening.Sound volume depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas
and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.But with all that extra buoyancy,think I would pop up like cork to the surface to gas off.
Bloody hell Padi, it was only a joke.
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Old 7 December 2005, 02:30 AM   #9
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Bloody hell Padi, it was only a joke.

So was my text about the body functions of breaking wind but
a well known fact (farting)
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Old 7 December 2005, 02:41 AM   #10
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This is to funny, roflmao
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Old 7 December 2005, 02:51 AM   #11
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LMAO Padi!!
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Old 7 December 2005, 03:22 AM   #12
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This whole thread is so crazy, I'm

Padi, did you have to go into a scientific description of nature's most natural function given to man (and woman)?
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Padi, did you have to go into a scientific description of nature's most natural function given to man (and woman)?
Yes JJ because sh1t happens.
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Old 10 December 2005, 08:12 PM   #14
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I would like to comment on this but what the f**k is that? A fetish with inner tubes or something? I thought I'd seen it all. Well, to each his own
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