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Old 15 January 2020, 10:53 PM   #61
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When I married my wife I knew she was ‘Miss right’.....

What I didn’t realise was her middle name was ‘Always’....


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Lol....Happily ever after

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Old 15 January 2020, 11:13 PM   #62
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My therapist told me I have a problem with vengeance.

We'll see about that.
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Old 15 January 2020, 11:15 PM   #63
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Why do thrill seekers like to go camping?







It's In Tents
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Old 18 January 2020, 11:28 PM   #64
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What did Kermit say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing
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Old 19 January 2020, 07:11 PM   #65
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My therapist told me I have a problem with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

Vengeance on the therapist
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Old 22 January 2020, 06:44 AM   #66
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Barbie has never had children.......
..........................................'Cause Ken comes (sic) in a seperate box.
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Old 28 February 2020, 04:36 AM   #67
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A guy ran up to me shouting "I'm a Teepee! I'm a Wigwam! I'm a Teepee! I'm a Wigwam! "

I said "Relax, man! You're too tense."
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Old 28 February 2020, 05:08 AM   #68
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Got my girlfriend some lingerie for Valentines day, and she said it doesn't really count because it's mainly for me. I said, not true, it was actually for my ex girlfriend.
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Old 13 June 2020, 09:19 PM   #69
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Two cannibals were eating a comedian, one looks at the other and says...

Does this taste funny to you?
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Old 14 June 2020, 02:13 AM   #70
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Man walks up to the librarian and asks if they have any books on paranoia.

She whispers back, 'They're right behind you".
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Old 30 June 2020, 05:12 AM   #71
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I know now what DNA stands for...
National Dislexic Association.
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Old 30 June 2020, 12:57 PM   #72
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The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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Old 7 July 2020, 05:41 AM   #73
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What language do porcupines speak? Spine language.
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Old 7 July 2020, 05:43 AM   #74
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Here's a classic:
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath through that thing!
Clean right?
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Old 8 July 2020, 09:41 PM   #75
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Well some of these made me smile....so that was good!
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Old 10 July 2020, 02:27 AM   #76
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Just got robbed by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.
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Old 10 July 2020, 01:47 PM   #77
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I used to be dyslexic. But I'm KO now.
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Old 12 July 2020, 06:19 PM   #78
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Whad'ya call a man with a plank on his head? Edward.
Whad'ya call a man with three planks on his head? Edward Woodward.
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Old 12 July 2020, 06:22 PM   #79
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What's brown, and sounds like a bell? Dung.
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