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Old 7 August 2008, 07:32 PM   #1
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"Ed Zachary Disease"

A man was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

He was afraid he might have something wrong with himself, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he sees the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So he went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said

"OK take off all your crose."

The man did as he was told.

"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again the man did as he was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said

"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."


So he did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said

"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease...Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried the man asked anxiously..."Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."


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