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Old 20 February 2018, 06:44 AM   #1
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Viagra

Woman: Does Viagra work?

Pharmacist: Yes

Woman: Can you get it over the counter?

Pharmacist: Yes,if I take two.
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Old 20 February 2018, 07:22 AM   #2
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Old 20 February 2018, 07:24 AM   #3
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Old 20 February 2018, 07:51 AM   #4
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Old 20 February 2018, 08:15 AM   #5
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Old 20 February 2018, 09:42 AM   #6
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Old 20 February 2018, 02:25 PM   #7
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i'm going to try that.
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Old 23 February 2018, 01:23 PM   #8
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Old 23 February 2018, 11:16 PM   #9
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Old 24 February 2018, 12:01 AM   #10
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At the risk of hacking the thread (my apologies to the OP, if I'm doing so) while trying to avoid freeloading but staying in the topic of the effectiveness of Viagra, I humbly offer the same "Tom Swifty" joke in three very similar versions.

"Viagra really works," Tom said stiffly.

"Viagra really works," Tom said firmly.

"Viagra really works," Tom said woodenly.
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Old 24 February 2018, 12:31 AM   #11
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Old 11 May 2018, 09:18 PM   #12
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I put a little bit of viagra into my eyes every day. I just want to look hard.
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Old 12 May 2018, 06:01 AM   #13
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Old 12 May 2018, 09:07 AM   #14
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Old 13 May 2018, 12:41 AM   #15
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Old 14 May 2018, 04:41 AM   #16
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Old 18 May 2018, 10:33 PM   #17
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Old 19 May 2018, 09:48 AM   #18
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