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Old 11 May 2018, 09:34 PM   #1
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A couple was doing 69 one evening . After the wonderful act, the man remembered he had a dentist appointment the next morning with his dentist. He didn't want the dentist to know what he had been doing so he immediately brushed his teeth. He goes home and brushes his teeth again to make sure his mouth and lips were toothpaste clean. Next morning he gargles and brushes again. Couple of hours later he goes to his dentist. Now at the dentist office, He has one more opportunity to rinse his mouth out so the dentist doesn't know what he and his girlfriend were doing the night before. He finishes and goes and sits in the dentist chair. Dentist starts checking out his teeth and says.."" So you were doing the 69 last night"... The guy is shocked and says , doc, how did you know??? I brushed and gargled several times so you wouldn't know....dentist replies..... "Your forehead smells like ass".......
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A couple was doing 69 one evening . After the wonderful act, the man remembered he had a dentist appointment the next morning with his dentist. He didn't want the dentist to know what he had been doing so he immediately brushed his teeth. He goes home and brushes his teeth again to make sure his mouth and lips were toothpaste clean. Next morning he gargles and brushes again. Couple of hours later he goes to his dentist. Now at the dentist office, He has one more opportunity to rinse his mouth out so the dentist doesn't know what he and his girlfriend were doing the night before. He finishes and goes and sits in the dentist chair. Dentist starts checking out his teeth and says.."" So you were doing the 69 last night"... The guy is shocked and says , doc, how did you know??? I brushed and gargled several times so you wouldn't know....dentist replies..... "Your forehead smells like ass".......
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