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Old 5 June 2018, 05:09 AM   #1
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Inter-Spousal Communications...

Husbands and wives can never communicate


1. AVOCADOS

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.


2. WATER IN THE CARBURETOR

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is.
I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool".

3. STATISTIC

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.


4. HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,
"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you.


5. TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed.
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