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Iron Dealer 1 · 16 December 2011, 01:29 AM

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two"?

mjclark32 · 16 December 2011, 01:33 AM

hahahahahaaha

MonBK · 16 December 2011, 01:34 AM

:)

mtrunner · 16 December 2011, 01:46 AM

TSW · 16 December 2011, 01:47 AM

:))

eric23 · 16 December 2011, 01:48 AM

limbo · 16 December 2011, 05:19 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 16 December 2011, 05:42 AM

kenhiraihnl · 16 December 2011, 06:33 AM

She must have been a politician, and he must have been an expert interviewer...LOL

Art 1 · 16 December 2011, 06:46 AM

swatty · 16 December 2011, 07:09 AM

MoBe · 16 December 2011, 08:17 AM

Make it two and we`ve got a deal.

mitchy · 16 December 2011, 06:57 PM

Watchonisto · 16 December 2011, 07:25 PM

77T · 17 December 2011, 12:18 AM

I guess it depends on what your definition of "in" is...
Is it "in"?
>>

Route 66 · 17 December 2011, 02:09 AM

bgriz · 19 December 2011, 11:05 AM

SWIMPRUF · 21 December 2011, 03:44 AM

16 December 2011, 01:29 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Is that...? An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two"? __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

16 December 2011, 01:33 AM	#2
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