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padi56 · 1 September 2006, 07:58 PM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the

bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard

from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream

reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to

investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?

You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and

every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...

"You ars#hole! You're sitting on the mop bucket.

mailman · 1 September 2006, 07:59 PM

DOH

JJ Irani · 1 September 2006, 08:37 PM

1 September 2006, 07:58 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,338	Drunk Shock. A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You ars#hole! You're sitting on the mop bucket. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 September 2006, 07:59 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,374	DOH __________________ JJ

1 September 2006, 08:37 PM	#3
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