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Old 4 September 2010, 09:20 AM   #1
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Miss Universe Pageant

By: Anonymous

The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

THE FINALISTS:

* Ms. America
* Ms. Spain
* Ms. Philippines

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

(Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

(Applause....Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, of course, I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis!

QUESTION: Chismis?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Sorry......it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS. PHILIPPINES: I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.

(STANDING OVATION!)
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Old 4 September 2010, 10:00 AM   #2
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Old 4 September 2010, 12:16 PM   #4
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Old 4 September 2010, 12:21 PM   #5
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ewwwwwww... but good joke
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Old 4 September 2010, 12:35 PM   #6
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Old 4 September 2010, 02:51 PM   #7
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