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Old 8 September 2010, 07:40 AM   #1
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A new supermarket!

A new Publix Supermarket opened here. It has an automatic water
Mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
Distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
Scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
Brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller
Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
Is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
Cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Old 8 September 2010, 07:43 AM   #2
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A new Publix Supermarket opened here. It has an automatic water
Mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
Distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
Scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
Brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller
Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
Is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
Cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Old 8 September 2010, 07:45 AM   #3
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Old 8 September 2010, 08:15 AM   #4
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Old 8 September 2010, 08:35 AM   #5
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Old 8 September 2010, 11:33 AM   #6
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I love to buy condom there..... I would buy everyday
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Old 8 September 2010, 11:38 AM   #7
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Old 8 September 2010, 12:16 PM   #8
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Old 8 September 2010, 12:29 PM   #9
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toilet paper aisle probably smells like the prota-potti at our flying field...
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Old 9 September 2010, 01:08 AM   #10
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