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Old 12 July 2009, 12:08 AM   #1
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One legged woman
What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen

What do you call a one legged chinese woman? Irene
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Old 12 July 2009, 12:31 AM   #2
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Old 12 July 2009, 02:08 PM   #7
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Old 12 July 2009, 02:09 PM   #8
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They both are waitresses at IHOP.
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And when they're hitching, just pull up your car and ask them to hop in.
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