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JJ Irani · 1 October 2008, 03:03 AM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. .. .

Wait for it. .

It's coming.

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)

figbo · 1 October 2008, 04:55 AM

:jus tkiddi Good one JJ.

cameron · 1 October 2008, 04:58 AM

Mr friend of twenty years had a glass eye - I never noticed - it just came out in the conversation.

figbo · 1 October 2008, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cameron

Mr friend of twenty years had a glass eye - I never noticed - it just came out in the conversation.

redshirt1957 · 1 October 2008, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cameron

Mr friend of twenty years had a glass eye - I never noticed - it just came out in the conversation.

Did she cry her eye out?

limbo · 1 October 2008, 06:35 AM

eric23 · 1 October 2008, 06:49 AM

JJ Irani · 1 October 2008, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Did she cry her eye out?

TimeToGo · 1 October 2008, 10:13 AM

You are the man!! Aye aye, sir!!!

Rolexitis · 1 October 2008, 10:41 AM

JJ!

Art161 · 1 October 2008, 06:57 PM

1MAC · 2 October 2008, 03:01 AM

This happened to me too!!
Afterward, she said, "I'll keep an eye out for you!"

JJ Irani · 2 October 2008, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MAC

This happened to me too!!
Afterward, she said, "I'll keep an eye out for you!"

seantk · 2 October 2008, 03:07 AM

If only we all could be so lucky

Sean

ratae1950 · 2 October 2008, 03:18 AM

Rofl!

jdc · 2 October 2008, 05:06 AM

Bond, James Bond · 2 October 2008, 01:08 PM

Very good, very funny...

Carolina · 2 October 2008, 01:38 PM

That was great!

TDH · 2 October 2008, 06:54 PM

swatty · 2 October 2008, 08:12 PM

redshirt1957 · 2 October 2008, 09:58 PM

Finally, they could see eye to eye.

golfball123 · 6 October 2008, 06:34 PM

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