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Old 12 February 2018, 08:17 PM   #1
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The godfather

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Old 12 February 2018, 08:30 PM   #2
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hahahaha poor Guido.
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Old 13 February 2018, 02:49 AM   #4
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Very good
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Old 13 February 2018, 04:55 AM   #5
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Old 14 February 2018, 01:47 AM   #6
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Oy vey....

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poor Guido .
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That was a good one!
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Good one. Poor Guido
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