An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

[BH13GMT]

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half, placing one half in front of his wife.


He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink,
his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
around them were looking over and whispering.


Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is
one meal for the two of them.'


As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the
table and politely
offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The
old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady
hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.


Again, the young
man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal
for them.

This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing

everything.'


Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his
face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the
little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
'What is it you are waiting for?'


She answered -----













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[MonBK]

Now that is funny...:)

[mitchy]

[Route 66]

[FeelingTheBlues]

[MoBe]

Disturbing ,,,,,,,,,,,,but funny.

[Chipmunk]

[TSW]

[Art 1]

[Lion]

Yikes!!!

[mjclark32]

Hahahahaha

[bgriz]

[77T]

Oh boy

[blue]

Haha good one

[swatty]

[bewithabob]

nice play!

[limbo]

[ev8296]

lol

[eric23]

[figbo]

[Bisquitlips]

[SusanH]

Wonderful - and economical

[Oyster1982]

[HORNBLOWER]

Classic!!!