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3 January 2006, 01:22 AM | #1 |
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Blond On Top.
Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything. One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher.
The teacher said. "Mr.Gaines, I think I know how to teach Willie a real lesson. We'll trap him into a big wager that he'll lose." Willie's father agreed to cooperate with the plan. The next day at school, the teacher watched Willie making wagers with the other children, and she said, "Willie, I want you to remain after class." When the others had left the classroom, Willie walked up to the teacher. Before she could say a word, he said, " Don't say it, Miss Brown; I know what you're going to say, but you're a liar!" "Willie!" the startled teacher said." What are you talking about." "Your a fake!" Willie continued."How can I believe anything you tell me? You've got this blond hair on top, but I've seen your bush and it's pitch black!" Trying to keep her cool, the teacher said, "Willie that isn't true." "I'll bet a dollar it is !" Willie challenged. The teacher saw her chance to teach Willie his lesson."Make it five dollars and you have a bet," she said. "You're on!" Willie whipped out a five dollar bill. Before anyone could come into the room, Miss Brown. dropped her panties, spread her legs, and showed Willie that her pubic hair was as blond as the hair on top of her head. Willie hung his head. "You win," he said, handing her the fiver. Miss. Brown couldn't wait for him to leave so she could get to a phone to call his father. She reported what had happened. "Mr. Gaines," she said, "I think we've finally taught him his lesson." "The hell we have," the father muttered. "This morning Willie bet me ten dollars that he'd see your pussy before the day was.
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3 January 2006, 01:54 AM | #2 |
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3 January 2006, 03:58 AM | #3 |
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Change that Willie name to Paul....and we have a winner!!
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3 January 2006, 11:27 AM | #5 |
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Hilarious.
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