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Old 30 July 2012, 06:52 AM   #1
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Ok guys I can't stand the pressure: Now I start servicing watches>>>>

I have to bring out my tools.



Open it up.





Pull off the crown.





Out with the movement.



The hands.



I always pull off the logo when I clean the dial.





I have to pull off the dial too.



Now the datewheel will be the next step.



There is goes.





And the rotor.





Now we dig a little deeper.





The patented three quarter gear.





The unique triple part balancewheel.



The afro mainspring.



And after some cleaning of the part I will put them back in reverse order.



So just drop me a mail if you need my service.
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Old 30 July 2012, 06:58 AM   #2
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that was pretty cool. lol
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Old 30 July 2012, 06:59 AM   #3
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Now let us see you turn it into a frankenwatch. Skydweller perhaps?
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:01 AM   #4
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That's a very sympathetic service Jocke......you could have just used a 4 lb hammer
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:07 AM   #5
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How much do you charge for full overhaul like this?

I assume full polish with small amount of dynamite?

Cool pictures though. What is this going to be? New Jocke made creation? Can't wait for the reveal.
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:12 AM   #6
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Brilliant Jocke...... I think I've got those tools so will give it a go.....seems pretty straight forward

I'll let you know how I get on...... May need to pm you if I can't get my half inch screw driver in there

Although I have got a pointy chisel ..........
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:12 AM   #7
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Puts Bob Ridley to shame.
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:15 AM   #8
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You're crazy Jocke.
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:24 AM   #9
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Do you do a polishing service , abrasive wheer , grit paper ?
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:26 AM   #10
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That's was quite funny!
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:27 AM   #11
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Jocke Scissorhands

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Old 30 July 2012, 07:27 AM   #12
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Cool
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:37 AM   #13
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You are in violation of forum rules with knife pics!!!!

You should be banned. Not because of the knife, but because your pics are always awesome!

Be well!
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:40 AM   #14
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Oh my God! Poor Rolex!
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:43 AM   #15
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Excellent pics.
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:45 AM   #16
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Old 30 July 2012, 07:47 AM   #17
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I hope the work you do on your cars is a little better than that...
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Old 30 July 2012, 08:08 AM   #18
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hillaroius jocke once again, that watch got what it deserves
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Old 30 July 2012, 08:09 AM   #19
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Old 30 July 2012, 08:29 AM   #20
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Hey... That looks like the watch I shipped to Jocke to take pictures of....
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Old 30 July 2012, 08:37 AM   #21
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:02 AM   #22
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Was that a Bergeron brand watch hand removal tool? I can't seem to find it in the Otto Frei catalog for some reason!
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:10 AM   #23
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The only time fakes should be allowed on the forum lol
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:46 AM   #24
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:46 AM   #25
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:51 AM   #26
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That was pretty cool looking.
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Old 30 July 2012, 09:53 AM   #27
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LMAO .
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Old 30 July 2012, 10:17 AM   #28
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wow cool
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Old 30 July 2012, 10:25 AM   #29
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Hahaha. That was great...
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Old 30 July 2012, 10:26 AM   #30
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don't show that to your bonding company!!!
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