The fireman and his wife

[ggmiller]

Another borrowed one but I like it!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire engine ready to go.



"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
"The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.



When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?



"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."