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Old 9 November 2017, 12:37 PM   #1
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Bracelet

A lady walks into one of the nicest and most elegant designer stores in the world. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a tall, dark, handsome and well dressed salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman. He politely greets the lady with a smile and says, "Good day, Madam. How may I help you today?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'accident', she asks, "What is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He softly replies, "If you farted just looking at, when I tell you the price you are going to Shit your pants!"
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Old 9 November 2017, 02:25 PM   #2
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i actually laughed out loud at this lmao
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Old 10 November 2017, 12:09 PM   #3
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