An atheist in the woods

[leethal21]

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 9-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
& saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his
shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground..
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon them, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian
now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian.'

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed and the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.

[figbo]

He's so crewed!:thumbs up:

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