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Old 28 February 2020, 10:02 AM   #31
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Asking if they have any hot models (Human)
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Old 28 February 2020, 10:52 AM   #32
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I licked simpleman91’s 59801r
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:01 AM   #33
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:05 AM   #34
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:06 AM   #35
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Not having hairy enough arms to look good wearing the SD43....
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:13 AM   #36
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Not having hairy enough arms to look good wearing the SD43....
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:21 AM   #37
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Trying to pay with pennies.










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I just found out $10k in modern pennies weighs 6834 pounds or 3.4 tons.
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:38 AM   #38
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I offered cash for an Air King. Was banned for trolling.
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:41 AM   #39
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Old 28 February 2020, 11:49 AM   #40
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Old 28 February 2020, 12:08 PM   #41
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Every time I waked through the dealership door I would scream "INCOMING" and double thumb point at my crotch while wearing nothing but Spanx and a sh-t eating grin.

My explanation that "Its a Rolex Forum thing" didn't seem to resonate.
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Old 28 February 2020, 01:43 PM   #42
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I spilt Mumm’s on a Sky-Diddy...


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Old 28 February 2020, 01:47 PM   #43
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Now I ask you, where else in the whole world wide webby thing can I post that and readers would understand it?



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Old 28 February 2020, 02:13 PM   #44
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Old 28 February 2020, 04:55 PM   #45
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:12 PM   #46
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Asking if they have any Opinions on Omega and then talking about nothing for 6 hours a day every day.

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Old 29 February 2020, 02:51 AM   #47
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Flipping, so I changed my screen name and went back in.
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Old 29 February 2020, 02:55 AM   #48
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Great Seinfeld reference!
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Old 29 February 2020, 03:07 AM   #49
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Pretending to buy a Breitling at retail only to hit on the sales girl.
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Old 29 February 2020, 03:08 AM   #50
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Pulling up Ebay in front of the sales guy to see what I could sell them for NIB.
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Old 29 February 2020, 05:16 AM   #51
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Asking if the lobster bisque is kosher.
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Old 29 February 2020, 07:00 AM   #52
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Showing him that the PM model he's trying to unload on me is a few grand less on TRF.
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Old 29 February 2020, 10:12 AM   #53
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Old 29 February 2020, 02:03 PM   #54
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Old 29 February 2020, 02:40 PM   #55
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Old 1 March 2020, 05:18 AM   #56
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Old 1 March 2020, 11:01 AM   #57
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Old 1 March 2020, 11:06 AM   #58
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Hilarious! (loved that thread)
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Old 2 March 2020, 04:48 PM   #59
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