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Old 12 November 2017, 10:59 PM   #1
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A successful and rather handsome gentlemen goes into a supermarket to pick up a few groceries for his wonderful wife who typically does all of the shopping. He notices an absolutely stunning and beautiful brunette woman who smiles, waves at him, and says, "Oh, well, hello there."

He's rather taken back as he cannot think of where he may know her so he asks, "I'm sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I think you're actually the father of one of my kids." "Let me ponder this for a second", he says. It takes a few moments but he then remembers there was indeed one time where he was not faithful to his loving wife.

He proceeds to say, "Oh my gosh, yes, I do remember you. How could I ever forget that night! You are the extremely flexible Stripper from my bachelor party where we laid on the pool table together naked with all of my buddies watching, recording, while your friend whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot where the sun don't shine? We cuddled, kissed, rubbed...well I don't want to get into too many of the details here but I'm sure you remember how hot and steamy we both were that night." Embarrassed, she giggles and then replies, "That's disgusting! I'm your son's math teacher Sir!"
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Old 13 November 2017, 12:22 AM   #2
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Old 13 November 2017, 01:34 AM   #3
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Old 13 November 2017, 01:35 AM   #4
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