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Old 30 January 2010, 05:31 AM   #31
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I've got sharp teeth and a strong jaw.

Be careful what you wish for, tosser.
On second thoughts........
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:31 AM   #32
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Let the man speak for himself, tosser!!
OK, OK... I'm waiting.........
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:33 AM   #33
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OK, OK... I'm waiting.........
Don't bother......the guy's spoken..........and, somehow, I feel castrated!!
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:34 AM   #34
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Is it just me who's deliberately using an inordinately excessive amount of the offending smilies and uses of the term "Tosser"?

Who'd have ever thunk that this would happen?
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:35 AM   #35
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Is it just me who's deliberately using an inordinately excessive amount of the offending smilies and uses of the term "Tosser"?

Who'd have ever thunk that this would happen?
Well, good to know that the other Mods like Ed, Allan and Paulie are having some kind of an influence on you, Paul.

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Old 30 January 2010, 05:50 AM   #36
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ohh my god is this thread still alive .....

please follow my instructions....





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Old 30 January 2010, 05:52 AM   #37
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Well, good to know that the other Mods like Ed, Allan and Paulie are having some kind of an influence on you, Paul.

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It's an irresistible influence. Those things somehow just sort of GO TOGETHER!
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:54 AM   #38
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ohh my god is this thread still alive .....

please follow my instructions....
Now that right there is mighty funny!
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Old 30 January 2010, 06:14 AM   #39
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Sorry, they were here before both you and I... :r ofl: ya tosser
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Old 30 January 2010, 06:31 AM   #40
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symbols & and the word "tosser" from the forum ... it makes my eyes bleed and making me considering trading in all my rolex's for another brand and joining TimeZone even more

honestly.. no kidding
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Old 30 January 2010, 06:49 AM   #41
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Old 30 January 2010, 06:50 AM   #42
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Old 30 January 2010, 07:31 AM   #43
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Old 30 January 2010, 07:32 AM   #44
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Who's mad?










Sorry guys... just pulling 'yer legs! ... about this ban!

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Old 30 January 2010, 08:55 AM   #45
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Sorry guys... just pulling 'yer legs! ... about this ban!

Gotcha!
Pfft!!! Yeah, we knew it all along, ya big tosser!!!

And guess what! I'm moving this entire bucket of bolts thread to the Jokes & Cartoons section. Na-na-na-na-nah!!!
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:08 AM   #46
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Someone needs to ban whoever posted the Borat pic.

Not an image I want etched in my memory
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:12 AM   #47
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Someone needs to ban whoever posted the Borat pic.

Not an image I want etched in my memory
It was posted by the OP, actually. Believe me, I considered sending him hurtling toward Andromeda. But alas, it's been posted on this board before, and for some unknown reason, the guy that posted it then got to live to post again. Go figure!
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:16 AM   #48
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Not an image I want etched in my memory


MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:18 AM   #49
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Personally, I would consider it an honor if JJ would call me a Tosser!
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:35 AM   #50
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MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 30 January 2010, 09:44 AM   #51
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:09 AM   #52
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:12 AM   #53
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A serious thread.


..... to start with.


Timezone schwimezone.


Welcome to Tosserzone, population 35,000. The mayor is bald and hairy.

... and God's a mod here, cool stuff.


sounds like heaven
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:18 AM   #54
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Nobody wanted to use the word wanker!

Okay TOSSER?!!!
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:23 AM   #55
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symbols & and the word "tosser" from the forum ... it makes my eyes bleed and making me considering trading in all my rolex's for another brand and joining TimeZone even more

honestly.. no kidding
well if you feel like this



over this: then that's awful..
so..you know where the "for Sale/Trade" section is....I take it you'll trade them here and not "TimeZone" (that's the name of a kids gaming arcade here and I hate it...)

good luck with it all
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:40 AM   #56
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Okay TOSSER?!!!
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:41 AM   #57
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over this: then that's awful..
so..you know where the "for Sale/Trade" section is....I take it you'll trade them here and not "TimeZone" (that's the name of a kids gaming arcade here and I hate it...)

good luck with it all
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:46 AM   #58
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symbols & and the word "tosser" from the forum ... it makes my eyes bleed and making me considering trading in all my rolex's for another brand and joining TimeZone even more

honestly.. no kidding


jeez....the irreverance, filth & funny humor, the camarderie, & general fun vibe/animal house vibe.....that's why I'm here.....& a big plus is there are many guys here who are incredibly knowledgeable about Rolex watches & are willing to share their knowledge in a non-condescending way....unlike the vibe on other watch fora.
remember the old bumper sticker...."love it or leave"
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Old 30 January 2010, 11:50 AM   #59
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Oh this was serious, I am such a tosser!

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