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Old 23 November 2018, 06:42 AM   #1
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The statistics>>>>>

The statistics show that you have sex 89 times per year.

My December will be busy, busy, busy.
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Old 23 November 2018, 06:43 AM   #2
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Old 23 November 2018, 07:03 AM   #3
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Is that with other people??
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Old 23 November 2018, 07:08 AM   #4
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Is that with other people??
I hope, otherwise it will be a relaxing quiet December.
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Old 23 November 2018, 07:08 AM   #5
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I'm over 200 ~
Years old?
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Old 23 November 2018, 07:12 AM   #6
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Years old?
No, no, not "years old,"The amount of ya know, "that" ~
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Old 23 November 2018, 07:24 AM   #7
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Dream on my friend.
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Old 23 November 2018, 10:40 AM   #9
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Old 23 November 2018, 02:59 PM   #10
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Maybe for single guys.
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Old 23 November 2018, 03:14 PM   #11
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Old 24 November 2018, 01:35 AM   #12
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Sounds like some of you will be having a fun month
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Old 28 November 2018, 03:18 AM   #14
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Reminds me of the joke:

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One is a good year, and the other is a great year!
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Old 28 November 2018, 03:22 AM   #15
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Old 30 November 2018, 02:31 AM   #16
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The sample must not have kids!
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Old 30 November 2018, 10:02 AM   #17
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I guess this coming month is going to be all fun.
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