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Old 12 September 2018, 11:51 PM   #1
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Jims taking a shower when he hears the door bell ring at which point he tells his wife (Jackie) to "Please" answer it.

Wife opens the door and it's her neighbor John who says "Hi Jackie".

Jackie asks John how she can help him? John says ....Jackie I'll give you $800.00 cash right here and now if you show me your breasts.

Jackie doesn't believe what she is hearing at which point John pulls out 8 crisp $100.00 dollar bills and again says ,"All yours for showing me your breasts"

Jackie smiles and shows John her breasts at which point John smiles back and hands her the money then walks away.

Jackie closes the door and heads back in at which point Jim yells out ," Who was it"? Jackie replies ", It was nothing...just John.

Jim replies ,"Did he pay me the $800.00 he owes me"?
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Old 13 September 2018, 09:33 AM   #2
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Old 14 September 2018, 05:53 AM   #3
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Old 14 September 2018, 11:41 PM   #4
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Jims taking a shower when he hears the door bell ring at which point he tells his wife (Jackie) to "Please" answer it.

Wife opens the door and it's her neighbor John who says "Hi Jackie".

Jackie asks John how she can help him? John says ....Jackie I'll give you $800.00 cash right here and now if you show me your breasts.

Jackie doesn't believe what she is hearing at which point John pulls out 8 crisp $100.00 dollar bills and again says ,"All yours for showing me your breasts"

Jackie smiles and shows John her breasts at which point John smiles back and hands her the money then walks away.

Jackie closes the door and heads back in at which point Jim yells out ," Who was it"? Jackie replies ", It was nothing...just John.

Jim replies ,"Did he pay me the $800.00 he owes me"?
See, now that's a joke.
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Old 14 September 2018, 11:44 PM   #5
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Old 16 September 2018, 09:11 PM   #6
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Old 15 November 2018, 08:36 AM   #7
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Old 15 November 2018, 10:47 AM   #8
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Old 19 November 2018, 04:05 AM   #9
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Old 19 November 2018, 09:54 PM   #11
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