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Old 25 April 2020, 04:07 AM   #1
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What is the ideal weight of a mother-in-law?

10 lbs including the urn.
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Old 25 April 2020, 04:19 AM   #2
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Haha ��
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Old 25 April 2020, 04:20 AM   #3
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Old 25 April 2020, 04:21 AM   #4
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Since you brought up the subject:

What's the difference between your mother-in-law and a bucket of crap??
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The bucket!
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Old 25 April 2020, 08:58 AM   #5
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Old 25 April 2020, 09:03 AM   #6
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Lol
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Old 26 April 2020, 10:51 AM   #7
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Old 26 April 2020, 12:18 PM   #8
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Old 26 April 2020, 12:48 PM   #9
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Old 26 April 2020, 02:40 PM   #10
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Nice but unfortunately true.

I got one back at ya....

Q: What is the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Old 27 April 2020, 12:16 PM   #11
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Great joke

Great jokes and we all know they are in jest! Concerning my Mother In Law...a nicer person you could not meet....same goes for my Father In Law, thee most down to earth man you could ever meet. My Parents-In-Law hardly had a nickel to their name but better Parents-In-Law I could not have asked for.
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Old 12 May 2020, 02:09 PM   #12
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Nice but unfortunately true.

I got one back at ya....

Q: What is the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

A: Outlaws are wanted.

Soooo true Hahahaha


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Old 13 May 2020, 01:26 AM   #13
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Old 13 May 2020, 04:10 AM   #14
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lol, crucial, but funny
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