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padi56 · 31 July 2005, 09:35 PM

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a
fine Sunday Afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of
reproduction bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off.
A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year. The wife
nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments:"See! That was more than 5
times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder
reproduced 120 times last year. Again the wife bugs her husband."Hey,
that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is
getting really annoyed with this comparison...

The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen
reproduced 365 times last year! The wife slaps her husband on the arm
and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a
day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!"

JJ Irani · 1 August 2005, 04:24 AM

Fell offa my bolted chair, Padi, you rascal. LOL! LOL! LOL!

31 July 2005, 09:35 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,369	Reproduction of Bulls This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday Afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off. A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year. The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments:"See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year. Again the wife bugs her husband."Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year! The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 August 2005, 04:24 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Fell offa my bolted chair, Padi, you rascal. LOL! LOL! LOL! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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