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5 August 2005, 06:31 PM | #1 |
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This could Be Painful.
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.” “You miss me that much?” she asks. “No,” he says. “But it kept me from coming too fast.”
So same ex girlfriend kicked him in his privates and said to him: "Now you will think of me...everytime you try to have sex!".
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6 August 2005, 04:59 AM | #2 |
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Good one...that bugger deserved it! LOL!
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7 August 2005, 01:19 PM | #3 |
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OUCH!! Nobody deserves that JJ!!
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7 August 2005, 05:28 PM | #4 |
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder |
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