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Old 1 April 2015, 07:09 PM   #1
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The Italian Mistress

Italian Mistress

An Italian husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant.
This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says,

"Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband.

"But remember, if we get a divorce,
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more
summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club.
No more credit card and large Bank accounts.

But.... The decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.


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Old 1 April 2015, 07:11 PM   #2
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Gotta love the pre-nup!!

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