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anilzat · 3 April 2014, 11:12 AM

A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but his head was the size of a grapefruit. The first man said "Excuse me for staring, but I cant help but be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head is so small?" The man said "buy me a drink and I'll tell you." The drink was ordered and the story began. I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to swim to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months and was walking on the beach one day looking for food and when I looked up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and told me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes. That's great I said. I'd like to be rescued. She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Another slap of the tail and I was built like a Stallion. Then, noticing how beautiful she was and only one wish left, I asked if I could make love to her. She said no it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all, so I said, "well, how about a little head then?"

FeelingTheBlues · 3 April 2014, 11:21 AM

Dr. Robert · 3 April 2014, 02:27 PM

Hahaha!

Hairdude1 · 3 April 2014, 03:30 PM

Ha!

cop414 · 4 April 2014, 05:01 AM

Presa canary · 4 April 2014, 10:55 AM

Head:)

subtona · 4 April 2014, 11:29 AM

Bangel · 7 April 2014, 09:54 PM

Should have asked for a lot!

Cc1966 · 7 April 2014, 10:01 PM

77T · 9 April 2014, 11:56 AM

Bisquitlips · 11 February 2015, 10:01 AM

Omg!!!

Psmith · 14 February 2015, 08:29 AM

watchwatcher · 16 April 2015, 03:04 AM

3 April 2014, 11:12 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	little head A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but his head was the size of a grapefruit. The first man said "Excuse me for staring, but I cant help but be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head is so small?" The man said "buy me a drink and I'll tell you." The drink was ordered and the story began. I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to swim to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months and was walking on the beach one day looking for food and when I looked up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and told me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes. That's great I said. I'd like to be rescued. She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Another slap of the tail and I was built like a Stallion. Then, noticing how beautiful she was and only one wish left, I asked if I could make love to her. She said no it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all, so I said, "well, how about a little head then?"

3 April 2014, 11:21 AM	#2
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3 April 2014, 02:27 PM	#3
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