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20 August 2005, 07:31 PM | #1 |
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Little Johnny.
Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."
Little Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there,too, but his father insists that he's too young. Saturday night rolls around. Little Johnny's dad and a few of his friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear!-- Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time." Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly. After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside for some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door. The Madame opens the door."Yes?" she asks. "I'm here to have a good time!" The Madame is a little puzzled, but being a kind-hearted soul, invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three donuts and then bids him goodbye.When he gets home, his dad is frantic. (Dad obviously had come and gone at Mabel's.) "Where have you been?" "I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Little Johnny proudly boasted! Little Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?" "Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the third one!"
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