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23 August 2005, 06:41 PM
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Lonely Woman.HUSBAND WANTED.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. So she decided to put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED. MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day after her add ran in the paper, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a Gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled. "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!" Again the old man smiled, "I will never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed? The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said..."I rang the doorbell, didn't I ?.
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23 August 2005, 08:57 PM
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LOL
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23 August 2005, 11:19 PM
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24 August 2005, 05:05 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
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LOL! Very good!!
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24 August 2005, 07:22 PM
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"TRF" Life Patron
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Thanks guys I TRY TO PLEASE
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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