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padi56 · 24 August 2005, 12:01 AM

Dear Employees.

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the fu#k do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No fu#king way.

TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my fu#king problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ars#.

TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat sh!t and die.

TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ars#.

TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fu#k it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ars#.

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fu#k you're doing.

Thank You,
Ima Wanker.
Human Resources.

JJ Irani · 24 August 2005, 04:54 AM

LOL! LOL! BTW, who's Ima Wanker...I'd love to meet her!!

AJC · 24 August 2005, 06:46 AM

padi56 · 24 August 2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LOL! LOL! BTW, who's Ima Wanker...I'd love to meet her!!

How do you know its a her.

Sam · 25 August 2005, 06:46 AM

I'll have to try some of those new lines next time!

24 August 2005, 12:01 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,269	New Corporate Policy. Dear Employees. It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fu#k do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fu#king way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fu#king problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ars#. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh!t and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ars#. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fu#k it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ars#. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fu#k you're doing. Thank You, Ima Wanker. Human Resources. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 August 2005, 04:54 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	LOL! LOL! BTW, who's Ima Wanker...I'd love to meet her!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

24 August 2005, 06:46 AM	#3
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878

25 August 2005, 06:46 AM	#5
Sam Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Texas Watch: Yes...too many!!! Posts: 426	I'll have to try some of those new lines next time!

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