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Old 6 April 2023, 06:50 AM   #1
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Getting Married

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in 'The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and they decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

“Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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Old 6 April 2023, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 6 April 2023, 09:42 AM   #3
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Old 7 April 2023, 10:19 AM   #5
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Old 7 April 2023, 01:20 PM   #6
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Old 8 April 2023, 03:39 AM   #7
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Old 9 April 2023, 11:25 PM   #9
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:09 AM   #10
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Old 10 April 2023, 06:46 AM   #11
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Very funny.
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Old 13 April 2023, 04:11 AM   #12
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made me laugh there buddy....ha
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Old 15 April 2023, 01:33 AM   #13
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Old 16 April 2023, 01:05 PM   #14
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Old 19 April 2023, 11:35 PM   #15
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Jeebus! Haha!
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