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Old 10 April 2023, 03:07 AM   #1
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What did you give your AD for Easter?

I sent $5000 worth of giant artisan Swiss chocolate eggs shipped from Switzerland and paid a panhandler $10 to keep an eye on my Rolls when it was being dropped off.

Easter is a special time to remember those less fortunate, and I always pay it forward. So should you.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:11 AM   #2
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We wouldn’t have expected anything less of you. My AD wasn’t around to receive anything, as I had the whole team shipped out for a weeklong trip on my guest-yacht two days ago. I’m told my new SS sub is due any day now.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:13 AM   #3
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:19 AM   #4
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Would this be the day to ask if they have any empty plastic coffins lying around in the safe?
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:20 AM   #5
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:24 AM   #6
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I gave them a Bank wire for my first Rolex ever. Since here in Spain everything is closed for Easter, the wire didnt reach in time for me to pick it up last wednesday.
Waiting since then with no cash and dreaming with tuesday collection from the AD.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:25 AM   #7
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Would this be the day to ask if they have any empty plastic coffins lying around in the safe?
Was told they use them to store customer promises.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:28 AM   #8
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:28 AM   #9
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I sent $5000 worth of giant artisan Swiss chocolate eggs shipped from Switzerland and paid a panhandler $10 to keep an eye on my Rolls when it was being dropped off.

Easter is a special time to remember those less fortunate, and I always pay it forward. So should you.
didn't they offer you a rainbow daytona in return straight away?
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:28 AM   #10
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Was told they use them to store customer promises.
Maybe worth waiting another three days to ask?
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:32 AM   #11
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I gave the entire staff and their family a free 7 day vacation to Geneva, I am hoping they bring some goodies back with them.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:35 AM   #12
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didn't they offer you a rainbow daytona in return straight away?
Yea. Probably. But there was likely a catch: empty bezel and each colorful stone had to be found as part of a scavenger hunt.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:35 AM   #13
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didn't they offer you a rainbow daytona in return straight away?
Was told by my AD on St Patrick’s Day when I sent a case of Redbreast 27 Year Old Whiskey from Ireland that all the rainbows were bought by grey dealers along with all leprechauns. It’s sad really.
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:37 AM   #14
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What did you give your AD for Easter?

Let me think Chewie for a second if they should expect anything from me





Have made my mind:





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Old 10 April 2023, 03:37 AM   #15
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Was told by my AD on St Patrick’s Day when I sent a case of Redbreast 27 Year Old Whiskey from Ireland that all the rainbows were bought by grey dealers along with all leprechauns. It’s sad really.
Thought the latter was a one-off for Federer’s wife?
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:47 AM   #16
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The same thing he gave me …
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:48 AM   #17
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Old 10 April 2023, 03:52 AM   #18
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Old 10 April 2023, 04:09 AM   #19
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Old 10 April 2023, 04:15 AM   #20
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Old 10 April 2023, 04:20 AM   #21
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You are such an inspiration for us mere mortels. I will pray the Swiss Gods for your tonight.
May they give you the holy 904L for your good deeds.
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Chewbacca is a mensch.
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Old 10 April 2023, 06:49 AM   #24
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You let a panhandler look at your Rolls? I always have my "Man Friday" to ensure the proletariat avert their eyes when I'm out & about with the Cisitalia.

You new money folk slay me.
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Old 10 April 2023, 06:53 AM   #25
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Old 10 April 2023, 07:01 AM   #26
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Chewbacca is a mensch.
The irony of this statement, given the subject, was most likely lost on the majority. But much appreciated here .

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You let a panhandler look at your Rolls? I always have my "Man Friday" to ensure the proletariat avert their eyes when I'm out & about with the Cisitalia.

You new money folk slay me.
What is wrong with asking someone in need of work to keep an eye on a bag of bread? Seems logical to not want to bring it into the AD; all the talk here of bringing donuts could have created expectations and an awkward situation when the rolls weren’t offered.
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Old 10 April 2023, 07:06 AM   #27
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Old 10 April 2023, 11:08 PM   #28
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What is wrong with asking someone in need of work to keep an eye on a bag of bread? Seems logical to not want to bring it into the AD; all the talk here of bringing donuts could have created expectations and an awkward situation when the rolls weren’t offered.
I mean "ewww". They really should keep people like that out of the tonier areas anyway; better for them really.
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Old 11 April 2023, 02:33 AM   #29
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I mean "ewww". They really should keep people like that out of the tonier areas anyway; better for them really.
I agree.

I told the fine chap that if he simply stopped getting Starbucks, eating at Chipotle and took cold showers he could one day be like me (unlikely).

Always lecture these folks at Rolex stores. It hits different with visuals.
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Old 11 April 2023, 02:34 AM   #30
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