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El Cascarrabias · 4 January 2016, 06:54 AM

On a hot August afternoon Gus walks into a bar and has a seat. As his eye adjusts to the dark the bartender walks over. She is stunning! A gorgeous redhead named Kaitlin. The kind of woman Gus would like to impress.

She brings him a beer in an icy mug, and the unthinkable happens. He sneezes loudly and his glass eye pops out heading straight for Kaitlin. Instead of jumping out of the way she catches it in her right hand. He is mortified! But, Kaitlin? Kaitlin laughs, walks over to the sink, washes it off and hands it back to Gus in a shot glass.

They both laugh. Gus explains how he lost his eye in a fishing accident and they begin to swap stories about their lives.

Finally, Gus screws up his courage (fortified with a few more beers) and asks her for a date. To his wonderful surprise she accepts!

Fast forward six months. Gus and Kaitlin are getting married.

At the wedding a friend Gus hasn't seen in three years walks over, "Dude, she is gorgeous! And what a great personality! No insult my friend but she's way out of your league!"

Gus laughs, "Yeah, I know."

"So, how in the world did you meet this gal?" his friend asks.

Gus pauses, "Well. . .

. . . she sorta caught my eye?

BBL · 4 January 2016, 07:39 AM

hahahaa....
............love at first "sight"....

cop414 · 4 January 2016, 11:15 AM

UNLVino · 4 January 2016, 11:23 AM

Hunchback of Notre Dame is walking home from the bar and cuts through the haunted graveyard. The devil jumps up and says give me all your money!

Hunchback said - I don't have any money - Devil asks - well what do you got?

Hunchback replies - all I really have is this hump- Devil goes - hmmmm well give it to me and takes it.

Hunchback stands up straight - next night in the bar his friend with a club foot hobbles over and asks what happened.

Hunchback told him the story and said - hey maybe you do the same thing and the Devil will take your club foot and finally we can pick up girls!

His buddy cuts through the graveyard sure enough the Devil jumps up and says - give me all your money!

Hunches buddy says - well I don't have any money - of course the Devil replies - well what do you have?

Hunches buddy says - all I really have is this here club foot!

Devil goes...hmmmmmm......well here then - HAVE A HUMP! ;-)

Hairdude1 · 7 January 2016, 04:05 PM

Andad · 8 January 2016, 07:12 PM

Good one Tim.

Not bad Franky.....but keep your day job.

Psmith · 20 February 2016, 03:26 AM

seand442 · 20 February 2016, 04:45 AM

Lordofrolex · 20 February 2016, 04:56 AM

jaydeezy5 · 20 February 2016, 05:34 AM

Lol

ROLEX2447 · 20 February 2016, 08:22 AM

Love it!

4 January 2016, 06:54 AM	#1
El Cascarrabias "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Real Name: Frank Location: USA Watch: 16613LB Posts: 1,006	One-eyed guy walks into a bar . . . On a hot August afternoon Gus walks into a bar and has a seat. As his eye adjusts to the dark the bartender walks over. She is stunning! A gorgeous redhead named Kaitlin. The kind of woman Gus would like to impress. She brings him a beer in an icy mug, and the unthinkable happens. He sneezes loudly and his glass eye pops out heading straight for Kaitlin. Instead of jumping out of the way she catches it in her right hand. He is mortified! But, Kaitlin? Kaitlin laughs, walks over to the sink, washes it off and hands it back to Gus in a shot glass. They both laugh. Gus explains how he lost his eye in a fishing accident and they begin to swap stories about their lives. Finally, Gus screws up his courage (fortified with a few more beers) and asks her for a date. To his wonderful surprise she accepts! Fast forward six months. Gus and Kaitlin are getting married. At the wedding a friend Gus hasn't seen in three years walks over, "Dude, she is gorgeous! And what a great personality! No insult my friend but she's way out of your league!" Gus laughs, "Yeah, I know." "So, how in the world did you meet this gal?" his friend asks. Gus pauses, "Well. . . . . . she sorta caught my eye?

4 January 2016, 11:15 AM	#3
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20 February 2016, 03:26 AM	#7
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4 January 2016, 07:39 AM	#2
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4 January 2016, 11:23 AM	#4
UNLVino "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Real Name: Tim Location: Left Coast USA Watch: 15203 & 18038 Posts: 384	Hunchback of Notre Dame is walking home from the bar and cuts through the haunted graveyard. The devil jumps up and says give me all your money! Hunchback said - I don't have any money - Devil asks - well what do you got? Hunchback replies - all I really have is this hump- Devil goes - hmmmm well give it to me and takes it. Hunchback stands up straight - next night in the bar his friend with a club foot hobbles over and asks what happened. Hunchback told him the story and said - hey maybe you do the same thing and the Devil will take your club foot and finally we can pick up girls! His buddy cuts through the graveyard sure enough the Devil jumps up and says - give me all your money! Hunches buddy says - well I don't have any money - of course the Devil replies - well what do you have? Hunches buddy says - all I really have is this here club foot! Devil goes...hmmmmmm......well here then - HAVE A HUMP! ;-)

20 February 2016, 04:45 AM	#8
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20 February 2016, 05:34 AM	#10
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