Dr. Geezer's Medical Clinic

[JohnBaker3]

An old geezer became very bored in retirement
and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic.
Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't
know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me ?? "
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Geezer: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---
I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ;
That will be $500."

Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean
that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

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