ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

jasonbellevue · 20 August 2007, 05:11 PM

When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just smile
and think of this.

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family
dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and
with little compensation... and when canned Carnation Milk became available
in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best
slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she
thought, I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so
much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use
it...."

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul,
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!

JJ Irani · 21 August 2007, 04:06 AM

Floridadogg · 25 August 2007, 08:53 AM

Lmao

Robb · 25 August 2007, 11:12 AM

20 August 2007, 05:11 PM	#1
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	Carnation milk When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just smile and think of this. A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and with little compensation... and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she thought, I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it...." Here is her entry: Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch! __________________

21 August 2007, 04:06 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 August 2007, 11:12 AM	#4
Robb 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Robb Location: USA Watch: BLNR Posts: 4,937	__________________ 126610LN l 166610LV l 126619LB l 116710BLNR l 126710BLRO l 126720VTNR l 126718GRNR l 116500 white l 116500 black l 116508 john mayer l 116519LN l 116503 white l 126655 l 226627 Ti Master l 116518LN

25 August 2007, 08:53 AM	#3
Floridadogg Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Allan Location: Florida Watch: 116520 & 116523 Posts: 468	Lmao

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)