Golf...

[John685]

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular
club member skipped the clubhouse and started
to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot
to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked,
"Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about
twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it
went over the trees and off the course?"
the cop asked.

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer
asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously,
"Your ball flew out onto the highway and
crashed through a driver's windshield.
The car went out of control, crashing into
five other cars and a fire truck. The fire
truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the
building burned down. So, what are you
going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and
responded, "I think I'll close my stance
a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my
right thumb."

[Alcan]

Sounds like me, my golf game has been described as landscaping with the wrong tools.

[frostie]

[JJ Irani]

[Tools]