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padi56 · 12 October 2005, 01:17 AM

Well next time someone accuses you and says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" ... tell 'em this:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, had married his cousin O. Schitt
... a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married his second cousin Noe Schitt ... and the deeply religious couple produced SIX children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins ... Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married a distant cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out ... it was a childless marriage.

After 10 years of marriage, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock ... and as her kids continued living with her she wished to retain her Schitt name ... thus she was known as
Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Her daughter Dip Schitt then married her third cousin twice removed Loda Schitt and they had a son named Chicken Schitt ... he was very nervous!

Daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and started courting the Happens brothers whom they subsequently married in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens couples had several kids between them ... Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, Parit, Watt and Mak .

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world ... and he recently returned from Italy with his new bride ... Pizza Schitt ...

So ... next time some one says to you, " Geez!! You don't know Jack Schitt!!" ... you can correct them ... and tell 'em you know the whole family!!

Oh!! ... Almost forgot ... Bull Schitt bought his wife a new watch for her birthday ... and had her name engraved on the back!!

JJ Irani · 12 October 2005, 03:22 AM

AJC · 12 October 2005, 06:13 AM

padi56 · 12 October 2005, 06:51 PM

lol

12 October 2005, 01:17 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,357	You don't know Jack. Well next time someone accuses you and says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" ... tell 'em this: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, had married his cousin O. Schitt ... a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married his second cousin Noe Schitt ... and the deeply religious couple produced SIX children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins ... Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married a distant cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out ... it was a childless marriage. After 10 years of marriage, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock ... and as her kids continued living with her she wished to retain her Schitt name ... thus she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Her daughter Dip Schitt then married her third cousin twice removed Loda Schitt and they had a son named Chicken Schitt ... he was very nervous! Daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and started courting the Happens brothers whom they subsequently married in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens couples had several kids between them ... Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, Parit, Watt and Mak . Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world ... and he recently returned from Italy with his new bride ... Pizza Schitt ... So ... next time some one says to you, " Geez!! You don't know Jack Schitt!!" ... you can correct them ... and tell 'em you know the whole family!! Oh!! ... Almost forgot ... Bull Schitt bought his wife a new watch for her birthday ... and had her name engraved on the back!! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 October 2005, 03:22 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

12 October 2005, 06:51 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,357	lol __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 October 2005, 06:13 AM	#3
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